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In a message dated 2/20/2004 10:51:16 PM Central Standard Time, tina@xxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:

> I once used some saddle conditioner from an ancient can.  It left my saddle
> sticky.  I tried to wipe it off but it just pulled lint off the towel.
> "Hmmm," I thought, "since my horse is adept at the Arabian Teleport, sticky
> might be a good thing!"  So off I rode, in my sticky saddle on a frisky
> horse.
>
> If you're going to use sticky stuff you should tie the waistband drawstring
> on your riding tights.  Else, when your horse teleports your tights will
> stick to the saddle and the rest of you will ... must I go into details?
>
> I was riding alone, but I laughed so hard I nearly fainted.
> Horse waited patiently for hysteria to subside.
>
> Tina Rushing
> El Granada, CA
> (ah, to have that moment on video!  A lifetime of entertainment!)


ROFLMAO!!  Thank goodness your horse didn't add insult to injury by heading for home with your tights!  <VBG>  Having often wished I could somehow make my saddle stickier for when my horses has his frequent "Arabian Moments", I may now reconsider!  Thanks for the laugh!  

Dawn in East Texas
and Chivas, resident Arabian Teleporter