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O.K. this is weird but would ya'll help me out. Didn't I write the
original of this?? I'm almost sure I did several years ago on impulse,
but I never wrote the line about husbands getting puns. I think it's
dumb. :-P  Anybody capable of finding it in the archives to straighten me
out? I ran into it on another horse site and had major deja-vous. I'm
going to have to keep better records or once I'm *completely* senile I'm
liable to steal Susan's squirrel & beatpulp story. >g<

Angie

Top Fifteen list proves.
> > 1.      Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
> > 2.      Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even 
> mildly
> >          compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
> > 3.      A lame husband can still work.
> > 4.      A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be walked.
> > 5.      Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back.
> > 6.      They're better able to understand puns.
> > 7.      If they're playing hard to catch you *may* be able to run 
> them
> >          down on foot.
> > 8.      They know their name.
> > 9.      They pay their own bills.
> > 10.     They apologize when they step on your toes.
> > 11.     No saddle fitting problems.
> > 12.     They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle.
> > 13.     They don't panic, yelling and running all through the 
> house when
> >           you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)
> > 14.     For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them.
> > 15.     They don't like the lady next door just as well as you 
> just
> >           because she fed him 3 days straight.
> >
> > The Horse's Advantage Over Men
> >  This amusing Top 15 list of reasons why horses are better than 
> men has
> > been making the email rounds. And guys, you haven't been forsaken 
> -- check
> > out the accompanying list
> >
> > Good Things About Horses
> > 1.      If they don't work out you can sell them.
> > 2.      They don't come with in-laws.
> > 3.      You don't have to worry about your children looking like 
> them.
> > 4.      You never have to iron their saddle pads.
> > 5.      If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
> > 6.      They smell good when they sweat.
> > 7.      You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
> > 8.      It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
> > 9.      You can force them to stay in good physical 
> condition...with a
> >          whip if necessary.
> > 10.     They don't want their turn at the computer.
> > 11.     They turn white with age, but not bald.
> > 12.     They've never *heard* of PMS.
> > 13.     They learn to accept restraint.
> > 14.     They love to go trail riding.
> > 15.     They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a 
> carrot.
> >
>
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Angie McGhee
Wildwood, GA
I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than any city in the world.
(Steve McQueen)


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