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My husband just forwarded this to me........a good laugh!

> Good Things About Husbands
> > Contrary to the popular T-shirt and bumper sticker slogan that states
> "The more I know men, the more I love my horse," husbands do have
> advantages over horses, as this amusing Top Fifteen list proves.
>
> 1.      Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
> 2.      Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly
>          compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
> 3.      A lame husband can still work.
> 4.      A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be walked.
> 5.      Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back.
> 6.      They're better able to understand puns.
> 7.      If they're playing hard to catch you *may* be able to run them
>          down on foot.
> 8.      They know their name.
> 9.      They pay their own bills.
> 10.     They apologize when they step on your toes.
> 11.     No saddle fitting problems.
> 12.     They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle.
> 13.     They don't panic, yelling and running all through the house when
>           you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)
> 14.     For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them.
> 15.     They don't like the lady next door just as well as you just
>           because she fed him 3 days straight.
>
> The Horse's Advantage Over Men
>  This amusing Top 15 list of reasons why horses are better than men has
> been making the email rounds. And guys, you haven't been forsaken -- check
> out the accompanying list
>
> Good Things About Horses
> 1.      If they don't work out you can sell them.
> 2.      They don't come with in-laws.
> 3.      You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
> 4.      You never have to iron their saddle pads.
> 5.      If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
> 6.      They smell good when they sweat.
> 7.      You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
> 8.      It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
> 9.      You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a
>          whip if necessary.
> 10.     They don't want their turn at the computer.
> 11.     They turn white with age, but not bald.
> 12.     They've never *heard* of PMS.
> 13.     They learn to accept restraint.
> 14.     They love to go trail riding.
> 15.     They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot.

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