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Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:06:28 -0800 From: bayrabhorses@xxxxxxxxx Subject: [RC] dangerous substance To: ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx; aussie_endurance@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx; purple4jo@xxxxxxxxxxx
found in horse hair
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:
Reluctance to cook Reluctance to perform housework Reluctance to wear anything but boots Reluctance to work except in support of a horse Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This has been a public service announcement
kisses are a better fate than wisdom. ~ e. e. cummings
