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[RC] Barbaro's Thoughts - Bruce Weary

Now this from CNN News:
In a recent technological breakthrough, scientists were able to record and decipher brain waves emanating from the stallion Barbaro, who was tragically injured recently in the Preakness, and translate his thoughts into English:
"So, let me get this straight. You say I'm worth more dead than alive, but you chose to help me live and not send me to heaven?
And even though I can barely walk, everybody calls me a stud? And everybody remembers my name, but no one remembers who actually won the Preakness? And there are babes just lining up to have my offspring? And they'll pay me hundreds of thousands of dollars for the privilege? And I don't even have to show up, I can just send the lab guy? And I can poop and pee anywhere I want? And all I gotta do is stop limping? Dude, I'm all over that! Wait..................are you SURE you haven't already sent me to heaven?" Dr Q reporting, CNN News, good night.



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