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My wife Kat already has one.  Well, 6 2/3 of one anyway (Not sure of "Brighton"
and #8 needs work ... ).

On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 16:44:12 -0700, Bruce Weary <bweary@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>   Okay, hold it everybody!   Ever since my idle comment about building 
> my perfect wife in the basement, I have been inundated with orders from 
> several of you ladies out there to construct a "Perfect Man." The 
> blueprints for such a creature do exist, but this is highly classified 
> information, folks! I will need proper security clearance from each of 
> you ladies, preferably delivered in a plain brown paper bag by courier 
> in a lone parking lot in the dead of night. Once you clear security, I 
> will need to know specifically which of the following options you will 
> want installed in your new male unit:
>                        1) Can say "Let's stop and ask for directions."
>                        2) Can complete a "honey do" list in the proper 
> allotted time.
>                        3)  Can say "I apologize sincerely. Can you ever 
> forgive me?"
>                        4)  Rides horses.
>                        5)  Crews happily.
>                        6)  Will pay for your massages and visits to the 
> chiropractor without complaint.
>                        7)  Can pronounce Brighton, Louis Vuitton, and 
> Yves Saint Laurent properly.
>                        8)  "Whisper Mode" for otherwise noisy bodily 
> functions
>                        9)   Other (Please specify)______________________
>                      
>   Please send  $100,000 in U.S. currency to " Fer Sher Dude 
> Productions"  Dr Quackenbush, Director of Manufacturing
>                                                                      
> Prescott, Arizona
>          Caution:  Unit must undergo initial training for proper 
> behavior. Comes complete with Positive Reinforcement Tool : Bag of dog 
> biscuits
>                                                                               
>                                                      
> and Negative Reinforcement Tool:  Rolling Pin
>
>
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