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Ok Bruce....I want one.  The "checks in the mail".

1) Can say "Let's stop and ask for directions." 

    Don't need this one....I am the boss in the car/truck anyway.

2) Can complete a "honey do" list in the proper
allotted time.

    I WANT this.  And Can you add, " Will there be anything else dear?"

3) Can say "I apologize sincerely. Can you ever
forgive me?"

    I Would think the PERFECT man wouldn't ever screw up in the first place.   Maybe you should re-work the model.  :)

4) Rides horses.

   And please add...."doesn't complain about the horse, speed or saddle".

5) Crews happily.

    And fast, with a smile and pleasant tone of voice...no matter how big a *itch I am .  :)

6) Will pay for your massages and visits to the
chiropractor without complaint.

    He's doing that now.....just hope the chiropractor is also perfect.  You are too far away from Alabama you know.  :)

7) Can pronounce Brighton, Louis Vuitton, and
Yves Saint Laurent properly.

    Heck....I can't even do that?!

8) "Whisper Mode" for otherwise noisy bodily
functions

  Those should be removed completely.

9) Other (Please specify)  Makes TONS of money to pay my way to rides, so that I can quit my job and spend all my time riding, going to rides, driving my new F-350 flatbed with four doors and the new 12' LG horse trailer with mid tack.  OH, and drive around town to the feed store in my new little red sportscar.  And vacation all over the world...when not at rides.  If I think of anything else, I will email you.

    
Please send $100,000 in U.S. currency to " Fer Sher Dude
Productions" Dr Quackenbush, Director of Manufacturing

Prescott, Arizona
Caution: Unit must undergo initial training for proper
behavior. Comes complete with Positive Reinforcement Tool : Bag of dog
biscuits

and Negative Reinforcement Tool: Rolling Pin


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