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[RC] Cookie/cake repellant - rides2far

    I have a question, here in the SE, we have a terrible problem 
with sweets that attack and come in swarms. 

I'll give you the same advice I give my kids on how to avoid drugs and
alcohol. "You know where it's going to be available...and the easiest way
to avoid it is don't go there!" When they send out an e-mail at work
saying there's goodies in the break room...I don't go!  It helps that the
woman who sends out the notice is known to the students as "Fat Madge".
She wears a "moo moo" dress and has those hips that country men describe
as looking like "two coons fighting in a sack" going down the hall.  If
people like that talk to you and want to discuss dishes that they love,
change the subject and talk about your favorite workout. They'll soon
quit talking to you at all. Do not discuss diets. They could talk diets
all day.



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