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Re: [RC] peeing on trail - Joe Long

On Wed, 8 Mar 2006 15:31:48 -0500, "larry Miller" <jcmiller@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

I cannot count the times I have stopped to pee, been too lazy to take the 
reins out of the training martingale, have been in the squat position, and 
Maggie has taken off with me hopping down trail desperately hanging on to the 
reins.  My hubby who has witnessed this event many times loves to tell the 
story.  Jeanie

All right, I'll tell this story.  Some of you have heard it before.

While looking for new trails in Bankhead National Forest, out by myself, I
needed to "take a dump" (a Number Two).  So I tied Kahil to a tree, and walked
over to a small sapling that I could hang onto to steady myself while I
squatted.

As I crouched, I heard this rattling sound ...

Yep, I was about to take a dump on a rattlesnake!  He was not amused.

I learned how fast I could hop with my pants around my ankles.

-- 

Joe Long
jlong@xxxxxxxx
http://www.rnbw.com

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