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Re: [RC] Naked Ladies & Guns, etc. - Don Huston

It's almost dark. I'm on the horse walking home on a small dirt road near the stable. I can see in the back window of the small sports car parked in the road ahead of me because the radio is on lighting the interior. The guy is on his stomach naked cause I can see his butt and his head is up looking at me. I keep getting closer and he is moving around trying to get off and I see arms and hands holding on to him trying to keep him on. I assume she wasn't finished and didn't know why he was trying to get away and now I can here muffled pleas as I walk by the side window. Suddenly she sees the horse and me and screams and now the little car is really rocking with bodies scrambling in the cramped space. I'm looking back and laughing and waving as we continue walking home. They were both really mad about something.....and.....I was packing my .38 in a holster on my belt cause you never know what kind of "wild animal" you're gonna meet at night in SoCal.
Don Huston


At 09:10 PM 12/27/2005 Tuesday, you wrote:
One time my husband and I were trotting our horses fast along one of our creekside trails when we cam upon a couple.....he was just arising from a blanket and was buttoning his trousers, she was ducking deeper into the blanket and glowering at him ("why did you bring me HERE, of all places?"). We said, "Nice day" and trotted briskly on by. Oh, was she MAD. It was almost embarrassing, yet funny. THEY were the embarrassed ones......

Barbara

----- Original Message ----- From: "Truman Prevatt" <tprevatt@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Tom Sites" <goearth@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Cc: "ridecamp" <ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Tuesday, December 27, 2005 6:53 PM
Subject: Re: [RC] Guns VS Naked Ladies


I've been in the woods plenty. The most alarming thing I've ever seen was when we truned the corner on a trail and two cyclist - a male and a female had decided to take a, er....... hummm... break on the side of the trail. I was warm so they had taken off thier clothes. I rode on by - I doubt if they knew I had passed. I've, however, seen plenty of horse eating turkey, a few snakes that were busting their hump to get out of my way - but it's their home not mine so I tread lightly.



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Replies
[RC] Guns VS Naked Ladies, Tom Sites
Re: [RC] Guns VS Naked Ladies, Truman Prevatt
Re: [RC] Naked Ladies, etc., Barbara McCrary