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lol. ive enjoyed the funnies  which are SORELY needed right now! just be careful. i was asked to leave RC a few years ago for telling jokes.   

 

chris

Bruce Weary <bweary@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> Another weak attempt at humor here on RC to help elevate spirits in 
> light of the Katrina aftermath:
> Bob, a 50-ish New Yorker, makes it big in the stock market, and 
> decides to retire and move to Montana. He buys himself a huge ranch 
> there, and relocates, greatly anticipating enjoying the wide open 
> spaces. The first six months are quite uneventful, and, well, boring. 
> One day, as he is washing some dishes, he looks out the kitchen window 
> to see a tiny speck on the horizon. He watches it for an hour, and soon 
> makes out the figure of a man on a horse, heading toward him. After 
> another two hours, the rider finally reaches Bob's ranch. "Howdy," the 
> stranger says. "My name is Roger, and I'm your nearest neighbor. I live 
> 40 miles that-a-way, and since you're new around here, I thought I'd 
> ride over and welcome you to the neighborhood." "Well,
>  thanks very 
> much," replies Bob. It's really good to see a human being again. I 
> haven't seen a soul out here for six months. It gets a little lonely." 
> Roger says, "The good news is I'm throwing a party this Saturday night 
> and wondered if you'd like to come. What do you say? " "That would be 
> great, thanks! I'm awfully bored around here. It's a far cry from New 
> York City!" answers Bob.
> "Do you like to eat?" asks Roger. "I love to eat!" says Bob. "Well," 
> Roger goes on, "There will be a huge buffet--all you can eat. Do you 
> like to drink?" "Yeah, I throw back a few cold ones every now and then," 
> answers Bob. Roger continues, "There'll be an open bar--all you can 
> drink. Can you dance? "It's been years, but yeah, I can still kick up my 
> heels. That sounds fun!" says Bob. Roger adds," There will be a live 
> band playin' all night. I have to warn you though, after all the eatin' 
> and drinkin' and dancin', sometimes a fight or two will break
>  out." Bob 
> replies, "I'm okay with that, I used to box in the Army. I can take care 
> of myself."
> Then Roger lowers his voice, gets a grin on his face and says " 
> Sometimes, later in the night, there's even some huggin' and kissin' 
> goin on." "Great! As I said, it's been awfully lonesome here. That 
> would be a welcome experience! What time should I be there? "Oh, round 
> 7:00, I suppose, answers Roger. Bob asks" What should I wear?" "Anything 
> you like" replies Roger. "It's just gonna be the two of us!"
>
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Chris Paus

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