That is wonderful
!!!!!! I have heard some creative replies to these jerks, and this
is one of the best! Too funny!!!
Linda
Please Reply to: Laura T lit@xxxxxxxxxx
or ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ========================================== Hi
thanks for your interest in my gelding John Marles (the buyer's name). He
is a wonderful animal, you are getting a quality horse, worthy of your
investment.
Since this wonderful investment of a horse will be shipped
overseas, and due to the fact that AQHA's are a such a scarcity in your area, I
will have to be charging a premium on this horse. The new price for this
fabulous gelding is $45,000 US currency only. I will require a certified
check in that exact amount, made out to me. When the check has cleared in
it's entirety, then the horse can be shipped with the shipper of your
choice. If you choose for me to pay any extra monies to any third party,
there will be a premium and a service fee charged by me to *your* current
original cost of this beautiful AQHA gelding. For each and every $100 owed
to your third party I will charge you a very good price of $45 for each and
every $100 of the cost to be paid to your third party. That works out to
be $145 for each $100 you owe. That will work out to a minimum of $45,000
plus the extra monies owed to your third party. There is also a one time
handling fee on any total amount of money owed to your third party, and that
will be $500. I am so sorry, I am not flexible on that price, nor the
terms. Your shipper must handle all international paperwork at his or her
cost, and you will be responsible for those costs, not me. No shipping
cost shall I bare. I am doing you a great favor of loaning you extra money
for the repayment to your third party person. I sure you understand that
about imports and exports and levied costs upon the buyer.
Since
the horse is going overseas you will have to incur the costs of having him
vetted for international shipping. Once again, this cost will not be free
to you. You will have to pay vet costs, and all associated costs.
Which includes travel to the appropriate vet. The vet work I know, since I
have shipped horses overseas many times, will be $3,500. The travel time
for the mileage, I charge a $1,500 dollars a day for shipping of one horse for a
private buyer to any of my horses. Once again, I will have to have these
costs paid upfront in advance, all monies must clear my account before the horse
may be vetted.
This is a really great gelding. You will be evied by
all who see him when you are riding him astride. He is such a nice horse
you should be able to sell him for the money you will have paid into him in no
time. If you should sell him in one year from date of shipping him, I will
require a trainers premium. It is all in the contract you must sign before
I am able to take any of your hard earned money from your accounts. For
each and every $100 US that your buyer pays I require 50% of the buyers purchase
price. If the horse goes for meat then there is a 95% pay back to
me. Like if he is injured for some reason, and has to be
slaughtered. This will also be in the contract. You must first send
all monies, the checks will have to clear, then you will be sent a
contract. As soon as the contract is signed, the horse can be picked up by
your shipper at any time. Remember to figure in all other costs I have
stated above, and the total amount of the check should reflect those
costs. I repeat: the check must clear my account before you sign the
legal contract.
If you are interested still, I will need a check made out
to me right away. And as soon as the monies have cleared my accounts, the
horse will then be ready to be shipped.
I have 3 other buyers
coming this weekend, and 2 others next week to see this wonderful gelding.
Please act quickly. If you are able to get me a check for $45,000 plus any
extras monies you want me to hold for you, to me by fed ex, and the money cashes
quickly, I will be able to hold him for you, and you can sign the legal
paperword afterwards. I am not taking deposits, cash money talks, and the
horse will be yours to have and to hold.
Looking forward to
hearing from you. > > Thank you. > > Best
Regards
Laura Maria Jose Cortez Valdez Criminal Prosecutor For the US
Attorney's Office, no. 436 district PhD Forensics, Phd in Law Degree from
Harvard, Graduate of 1991. A Graduate of the Culinary Institute of America,
CIA, 1990. A graduate of Harvard Business School, Masters In Business,
1990.
Licensed in 35 of the 50 continuous States in the USA, (not
including Hawaii)and also including 4 Providences in NW of Canada. Here to
serve, protect, and prosecute for the public since 1991.
Breeder of Fine
Equines in the USA. Imports, and Exports in Goods and
Services.
> We are interested in buying your above mentioned
Gelding at advertised > rate. > It will be picked up from your
location for onward shipping to London. > Cost > and modalities of
shipping to be born by us. > > Payment for the purchase is by check
through a debtor in US. The debtor > > owes us higher than
our purchase. He will therefore be sending you a > check > for
$5,000 to cover the cost of our order, as well as the Shipping >
costs. > > On receipt of the check, you will cash and deduct the
cost of our order > .The > balance you will send as we would
instruct you to the Agency that will > ship > the Goods to us. If
this arrangement suites you fine, please send us > your > address
where to send the check, as well as the name to be on it. Also > send
> us your phone number for easy communication. > Looking forward to
hearing from you. > > Thank you. > > Best
Regards > > MR.JOHN
MARLES.
