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RE: [RC] [RC] Florida "Cut-throats" - Howard Bramhall

The thing is, Suzanne, if you were to do all that you'd fit right in down here. Pass me a Corona, please.

OK, OK, OK. I confess. It is I. Me. I am the old biddie they're all talking about. The secret is out and I'll be banned for life for confessing. You see, sometimes, I get a bit bored at these rides so I like to create some "fire." So, out of my ripped up, burn out tent, I come, set up a coffee table, and, to protect my identity, I dress in "drag." There's a few of the other men who join me, also, dressed up real purty. I'm not supposed to tell, but, since Ridecamp has forced the issue, it's me, Truman, Jim Holland and Jerry Fruth (he's the big woman they're all talking about). And, yes, we do drink coffee (with a little whiskey added to help keep things lively) and away we go.

We make fun of the wimmen in tights. Say things like "how'd you get that big ole butt in those things?" "Did you go to school to learn to ride sideways like that?" "Please, get a sports bra for those bazookas." "She must be in that super heaveyweight category. That poor horse won't last ten miles." "Which one's the horse?"

And, on and on it goes. Hey, we're just trying to have some fun down here. "Pass me the coffee, Tru-Heidi-man." "Jerry, you look absolutely marvelous this morning, I must say." "Jim, you need to eat more doughnuts, you're wasting away to nothing. Can't even find a pair of pantyhose to fit those skinny legs of yours."

cya,
Helda, the Drag Queen


From: Suzanne Boyd <sboyd1@xxxxxxxxxx>
To: Ridecamp <ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [RC]   Florida "Cut-throats"
Date: Sun, 28 Mar 2004 23:52:15 -0500

Wow, I can't fathom how ANY 4 people, biddies or no, coffee-drinkin' or no,
can cause so much discontent, esp. at an endurance ride where there is AT
LEAST 1,001 things going on!! I don't even think*I* could be that
annoying,,,and I can be pretty darn annoying!!! :P Makes me wish I could
attend a few Fla. rides, just to check all this out.... I'd park my
obnoxious Yankee self right next to them, set up all my crap, bust out my 6'
inflatable Godzilla, my parrot, my cooler full of Coronas and crank up some
Outkast!! And introduce myself to the biddies. They very well might not
like me and I won't really care. But I betcha a dollar to a donut that I
*WILL* drink free coffee all weekend. Hope they brought the gourmet stuff.

Suzanne in Ohio(I don't think we even have biddies here)
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