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>Lessons From Your Horse: >When you're tense, let me teach you that there are lions in the >woods, and we need to leave. NOW!! >When you're short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around the >pasture for an hour before you catch me. >When you're short-sighted, let me teach you to figure out where, >exactly, in 40 acres I'm hiding. >When you're quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick >much faster than omnivores. >When you're worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness. >When you feel superior, let me teach you that mostly, you're the >maid service. >When you're self-absorbed, let me teach you to pay attention!! (I >told you about those lions in the woods...) >When you're arrogent, let me teach you what 1,200 pounds of >yahoo-let's-go! speed event horse can do when suitably inspired. >When you're lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch. Also >breakfast, dinner, and snacks. >When you're tired, don't forget the 600 pounds of grain that need to >be unloaded. >When you're feeling financially secure, let me teach you the meaning >of "veterinary services, additional."