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Re: [RC] The Ridaholic Test - Born Country? ?Are you a ride-a-holic? ? ?-------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- -- ? ?Ask yourself the following 20 questions and answer them as honestly as you can: ? ?Do you lose time from work due to riding? Uh -- no, no!! ?I really AM sick!! ? ?Is riding making your home life unhappy? Hubby rides, too. ?Home life is great! ? ?Do you ride because you are shy with other people? Really -- I ride in groups of 20+; shy?!! ?ME?!!! ? ?Is riding affecting your reputation? What reputation? ? ?Have you ever felt remorse after riding? Hmmm .... nope.
?Sore, maybe. ? ?Have you got into financial difficulties as a result of riding? AHAAA, HAAA, HAAAA!!!! ? ?Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when riding? Heck no, they're all just as low as me, but the environment is superior! ? ?Does your riding make you careless of your family's welfare? No, the welfare checks keep coming (gotta get 'em to pay for the horse feed) ? ?Has your ambition decreased since riding? I think just the opposite. ?One day I'll be riding for the Championship! ? ?Do you crave a ride at a definite time daily? Morning, noon and night, that's all. ? ?Do you want a ride the next morning? Absolutely!!!! ? ?Does riding cause you to have difficulty sleeping? That nagging pain -- advil, lots of advil ? ?Has your efficiency decreased since riding?
Boy, is THAT a subjective question -- efficiency in what respect? ? ?Is riding jeopardising your job or business? Not totally ... yet. ?Gotta have the job to pay for ride entry fees ? ?Do you ride to escape from worries or trouble? Best way to escape, don't you think? ? ?Do you ride alone? Heck no, I have my horse with me! ? ?Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of riding? Not that I can remember. ? ?Has your physician ever treated you for riding? Dr., "The sponge went where, Angie?" ? ?Do you ride to build up your self-confidence? Doesn't everyone? ? ?Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of riding? Yes, but it doesn't count because I don't remember a thing!
? ?-------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- -- ? ?If you have answered YES to any one of these questions, there is a definite warning that you may be a rideaholic. If you have answered YES to any two, the chances are that you are a rideaholic. If you have answered YES to three or more, then you are definitely a rideaholic. ?
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