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[RC] FEI version GPS field writing - rides2far@xxxxxxxxLet's see - to make this an Olympic event, we need a scoring system.... In order to make it FEI: Horse must first create all vowels three times before being allowed to write consonents. Horse must successfully complete consonents 3 times before being allowed to write words. Only words with 4 or less letters for first 6 months. If at any time you misspell a word you must return to vowels. Rider must have a college degree before being allowed to write. If rider claims college degree he/she must pay FEI a $35 fee per word to research college records *every* time a word is written. Rider must pay $15 dictionary access fee. Rider must pay $10 spell check fee. Rider must have 3 notarized copies of dictionary (no not *that* dictionary, *this* dictionary!) proving word is spelled correctly, sent only by priority mail, on a Thursday. Three certified experts on four letter words must be paid to come check the authenticity of the word. You must provide them with plane fare, housing, and monogrammed matching polos with the event name. I don't have time to write the rest down. The volume their rules were to be published in was 1,021 pages long but it hasn't been published since it's being revised daily. Angie McGhee ____________________________________________________________ Hit it out of the park with a new bat. Click now! http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/BLSrjpTNfqHP0Hdngap39G2K2ekEG5G9hCAOiZN7QzVML0RKIU55q13PGGc/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp Ride Long and Ride Safe!! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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