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[RC] FEI version GPS field writing - rides2far@xxxxxxxx

Let's see - to make this an Olympic event, we need a scoring system....

In order to make it FEI:

Horse must first create all vowels three times before being allowed to write 

Horse must successfully complete consonents 3 times before being allowed to 
write words.

Only words with 4 or less letters for first 6 months. If at any time you 
misspell a word you must return to vowels.

Rider must have a college degree before being allowed to write.

If rider claims college degree he/she must pay FEI a $35 fee per word to 
research college records *every* time a word is written.

Rider must pay $15 dictionary access fee.

Rider must pay $10 spell check fee.

Rider must have 3 notarized copies of dictionary (no not *that* dictionary, 
*this* dictionary!) proving word is spelled correctly, sent only by priority 
mail, on a Thursday.

Three certified experts on four letter words must be paid to come check the 
authenticity of the word. You must provide them with plane fare, housing, and 
monogrammed matching polos with the event name.

I don't have time to write the rest down. The volume their rules were to be 
published in was 1,021 pages long but it hasn't been published since it's being 
revised daily.

Angie McGhee

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