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[RC] The Perfect Sportsman - oddfarm

This little piece came to mind, (actually I found it at the bottom of the "pile" while clearing my desk off ;) after reading the latest "champion loses title".
 
    He never talked about himself in the third person. He didn't trash-talk, taunt or hang on the rim. Down the stretch of the Kentucky Derby, he didn't turn and point at Bluegrass Cat, and he didn't somersault over the finish line. After crossing the line, he didn't pull out a Sharpie and autograph his saddle.
    He never referred to his handlers as "my supporting cast". He never tried to renegotiate his contract. He never turned down an eight-figure offer by saying, "I've got a family to feed, man." He did no commercials for cell phone plans, credit cards, fast food chains or time shares. He never had his agent issue a statement in which he apologized "if anybody took my actions the wrong way."
   
    He never appeared before a congressional committee and lied about his steroid use. He never dated Paris Hilton. He was never involved in an altercation with a belligerent fan outside a club at 4 in the morning..
   
    He never claimed he'd been disrespected. He never left his competitors in the dust and then said "I didn't have my A game." He did not attribute his victories to the glory of his personal Savior. He never claimed he was misquoted in his autobiography. He never confessed to a double murder in the subjunctive tense.
    He trained, ate and slept. He ran his races, gave his best effort, accepted plaudits graciously, went back to his stall and prepared to do it again the next timeout. He never fathered multiple offspring out of wedlock. Alas.
 
By Jeff Neuman, New York Times