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[RC] Home made anti-fly recipe - Bruce Weary

Recipe to keep the flies off your horses:

One pound dog poop
One pound green, spoiled hamburger
One pound roadkill (any species will do) aged at least one week in the sun
One pound limburger cheese
One ounce skunk scent

  Mix thoroughly in blender until spreadable.
  Throw blender away. Far, far away.

Smear recipe on your neighbor's horses in the dead of night. Your horses will thank you.
Hope this helps. Dr Q


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