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[RC] Age/ idiots/ BC awards ideas - rides2far@xxxxxxxx

Don't you realize how insulting that would be to us vegetarians, >>>>>>>you 
imbecilic MORON??(Just kidding, folks)

In written media it is very important that we communicate *clearly*. So, for 
that reason I am offering a definition of the following titles (from my 
Webster's dictionary)

Idiot: Having a mental capacity not exceeding 3 years old.

Imbecile: A mental capacity of 3-7 years old.

Moron: Mental capacity of 8-12 years old.

So, for what it's worth, I don't think anyone thinks idiots should do 
endurance, the folks outside the southeast think imbeciles should be able to, 
and the Southeast thinks once you rate moron it's time to start. :-)

As for BC awards. PLEASE don't give me anything edible, because whatever it is 
will be proudly displayed in my trophy case for all time...including a ham that 
starts to stink like road kill or a fruit basket that dries up like raisins. 
Chocolate would be the ultimate torture. I'd want it so bad...but want a BC 
award more!

Angie


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