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I already have a perfect man - must be an escaped prototype! Comes with 
every quality I could ask for - except the unlimited financial resources. 
Also has some bonus features: "Babysit the kids so I can trail ride on a 
perfect fall evening" lever and the "Ignore the dirty dishes in the sink 
because I was too busy with my horses" button. My favorite feature: the "Wow 
I'm proud of what you can do" message. :) It's nice to hear when you're 
covered with sweat, tears, and horse boogers!

Now I"m off to bake some of his favorite cookies - my model does not require 
batteries, but he does run off chocolate chip cookies, pie, and homemade 
meat loaf... :)

Jen

> From: Bruce Weary DC <bweary@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [RC]   Finding a Nice Guy
> Date: Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:27:34 -0700
>
>   Don't forget, ladies, that we are still taking orders for our "Perfect 
> Man" product. He comes with new and better technology now. Like the new 
> "Never Stray" feature. Or the "I'm sorry, It's All My Fault" button, a 
> favorite of many of our customers. For a nominal additional fee, other 
> capabilites can be added, like the "Latin Lover" chip. We're working on a 
> "Breakfast in Bed" feature, and we hope to have it compatible with  "Foot 
> Massage 6.1." Of course all models come standard with the "Unlimited 
> Financial Support for Endurance Riding" software, with free updates as the 
> cost of gas, hay and trailers go up.
>   For more info, check out our website at: that'llbetheday.com       Dr Q, 
> world renowned mad scientist
>
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