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[RC] My geldings are gay - Tracey Lomax

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I own no mares.  I don't like them and they don't like me.  'Nuff said.
 
Now this eminently-qualified horse person tells me that my geldings (four in total and one livery) do nothing but think about sex all day, and I'm worried.  I've seen them occasionally ...er....show of their masculinity...and it leads me to only one conclusion.
 
They're gay.  Must be.
 
Sigh.
 
Think they'll be needed as extras on the sequel to Brokeback Mountain?
 
Regards,
Tracey