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Re: [RC] [RC] Fw: "THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A HORSE OWNER - Ridecamp Guest

Please Reply to: Lauretta tikitiki69@xxxxxxxxxxx or ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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"Why don't you train it to go outside like a dog, instead of in its stall"? 
-He has "selective training": he poops as soon as his stall is 
clean or you put him in a trailer

If you spent as much time with your husband as you do your horse, you'd have a 
happier marriage". 
-My husband often refers to Shaba as 'my boyfriend' in a very 
disgruntled way...........the horse doesn't smoke and listens
better and I always know where he is <g>; my time WITH him KEEPS the marriage 
happy...he is my stress release 

Imagine how much money you'd have if you didn't have all these horses to feed"? 
-The same above husband once tried to make this argument....once.
I whipped out a calculator, added up all of his cigarette, beer, 
and TOOL (read HOME DEPOT) purchases for a given month, then 
compared it to my horse expenses for a whole three months; funny,
this topic has not been mentioned since LOL.....

You have horses? You must be RICH"! 
-Yes, but in things far more valuable than money.......you just 
realized the whole purpose of having one :)

Lauretta and Shaba (my Mom loves me VERY MUCH..even if I do 
sometimes have stallion moments...)







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