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[RC] Things Not to Say to Horse Onwers: - Ridecamp Guest

Please Reply to: Karen Nelson knelson4299@xxxxxxxxxxx or ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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You Have Horses? You Must Be Rich???

I am far richer for having owned and competed on them, but not in monetary 
terms.

At least they do not do the following:
Steal all the covers at night.
Stay in the shower until there is no more hot water.
Leave a pile of dirty clothes for me to pick up like I am a hotel maid.
Fail to give me phone messages and erasing them on the machine.
Eat the last of the ice cream in the freezer.
Drive the car/truck and not fill up the gas tank.
Change a tire on anything and leave the wounded tire unrepaired without me 
knowing there was a problem.
Lie to me.
Run around with other women and Lie to me some more.

I'll keep the horses.  Someone else can have my share of men.


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