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[RC] Saddles by Gov't Committee - Ridecamp Guest

Please Reply to: ti tivers@xxxxxxx or ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Wow, why didn't I think of this! The FTC in charge of saddle design! Leads one 
to wonder what kind of mind came up with this glorious concept.

It by far outreaches the attempts of Cosequin to establish a monopoly via 
goverenment regulation, so you can't fault the ambition behind it. And imagine 
the kind of regulated saddle design the FTC would come up with. A kind of "one 
design fits all" approach--a saddle that will work with horses, donkeys, 
elephants and camels, perhaps. Or, for safety purposes, an ejection design that 
would have the rider safely parachuting to earth as the horse falls into a 
ravine or breaks down on the racetrack. Save those riders from themselves!

Just think, for a mere $50,000 you could have a saddle that does 
everything--maybe a hot walker/washer/dryer built in. With a little tag saying 
"FTC approved, do not remove on pain of death or dismemberment".

Let's all join Saddletech in designing the perfect government-regulated 
saddle--what features would you DEMAND be included? I, for one, would require 
reclining capability, with beer can holders. And a quick-release AK 47 holster 
for the settling the Trail Rage disputes that seem to be an overwhelming 
problem in the sport these days.

ti


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