Home Current News News Archive Shop/Advertise Ridecamp Classified Events Learn/AERC
Endurance.Net Home Ridecamp Archives
ridecamp@endurance.net
[Archives Index]   [Date Index]   [Thread Index]   [Author Index]   [Subject Index]

[RC] Fwd: humor from Tack of the Day - Maryanne Gabbani

Got this from another equestrian list. I like the second one.

Maryanne

Begin forwarded message:

from todays www.tackoftheday.com site:


Frances from Oregon sent us these new Horse Reality TV shows:

* Joanne Millionaire: Rich young women are first introduced to the
exciting world of horses. They become completely hooked on the
finest purebreds, the best trainers, fabulous stabling and expert
instruction. In the last episode...they discover they're penniless.
* Survivor-the Endurance Ride: Ten elite show riders leave their oak
tack trunks, their minimum wage grooms, their canopies and
gooseneck living quarters behind to spend 2 days in Death Valley.
They have to perform heinous acts such as cleaning their own tack,
grooming and caring for their own horse, and getting along with
other riders. As we sit back and watch riders succumb to torture,
the strongest break away from camp to search for cell phone, golf
cart and running water.
* American Show Idol: Thousands of equestrians must audition in
front of exacting judges who pick apart their ride using colorful
evaluations such as "try tennis!" and "clucking to your horse
makes you sound like a chicken". George Morris guest stars.
* I'm a Dressage Queen, Get Me out of Here: A Prix St. Georges rider
and her Hanoverian stallion are shipped to a working cattle ranch.
In Episode 3, she ruins her full seat Eurostar breeches while
closing the cattle gate. Unable to ride until her new attire is
shipped, the local wrangler round pens her horse and starts roping
off his back.
* Matched by America: Contestants who are tired of looking for Mr.
or MS Equine Perfection allow the studio audience to vote on which
horse is truly the best partner for them. Tossing breed and color
preferences to the wind, contestants discover that: 1) a good
horse can be any size, age, color; 2) when you find the right
match, there can be happy endings... watch for more.


And a new sitcom:

* Studs in the City: Two young, hip, good-looking round pen trainers
share a New York apartment as they learn about life, work, & love
in the city. In the pilot episode, Pat gets arrested after
slapping his chaps at a girl who won't turn & face him (she turns
out to be an undercover cop), and Roger ends up in the emergency
room after trying to round-pen his new girlfriend's Siamese cat.




=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net.
Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp
Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp

Ride Long and Ride Safe!!

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=