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[RC] Top 10 Quotes To Help You Pass Rude Riders - Bruce Weary DC

# 10) "Now that my wife's not around, what say we get to know each other better?" (This works with males or females)
# 9) " I got no problem going back to prison if I don't get by soon."
# 8) " Gosh, I've never seen a horse bleed like that!"
# 7) " I recently found out I'm radioactive. Wanna ride together?"
# 6) " I'm pretty sure that snake missed when it struck at your horse."
#5) " I've shown that leprosy doesn't mean I can't ride anymore."
#4) " Hi. My name's Billy-Bob. You ever see the movie 'Deliverance'?" #3) " I've started dating again. When does your daughter graduate high school?"
#2) " Let's see......... I know I buried the body around here somewhere......"
And the #1 Quote is: " Can I get by? My Depends are full."


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