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I  was reading the discussion about the Arab/Mule cross, and the 
suggested names for such a beast. It's inevitable, I suppose, as both 
breeds have such hardy attributes.
The first name that came to my mind  was "Airyass." But then, imagine 
the wacky, zany situations that might ensue with such a name:
    1)  When my wife borrows my crossbreed for an endurance ride, I'd 
say she's been riding my Airyass all day long.
     2)   When I ask my wife to feed the animals, she'd say she'll feed 
the dogs, but I'll have to feed my own Airyass.
      3)   When we approach a gate at a ride, my wife would have to 
tell me to get off my Airyass and open it.
        4)    If my wife had one, and if we hadn't done a ride for a 
long time, she'd have to tell me that I hadn't taken her and her Airyass 
anywhere lately.
          5)    If the animal steps  on my wife's foot, she'd have to 
threaten to kick my Airyass. 
            6)    When a woman  wants to  compliment my horsemanship at 
a ride, she'd have to say, "I just love a man with an Airyass."
   Maybe we should put this to committee to come up with a better name 
in  order to avoid unnecessary embarrassment.     Bruce Weary

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