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RE: [RC] [RC] weight - Howard Bramhall

Ah, Truman, have you been drinking tonight? I've noticed less typos in your posts so I was just wondering. You were talking about Lisa Salas. You know, Lisa Salas, the one who lives just up the road from you a piece.

Not Lisa Lightweight Flies by her pants, Salas, we're talking about the Lisa, outdrinks me in the beer department, Salas, from Florida. OK, I'll admit it's Corona LIGHT that she drinks, but, still, 12 of them an hour adds up.

Now I know that woman from North Georgia can really put her weight behind her punches but I do believe ole LIsa can pretty much tip the scales in that comparison between....

Heck, never mind. I already have the Sheikhs and Heidi wanting a piece of me (I do hope I get to choose the weapon in my duel with Heidi), there won't be anything left for ole Lisa to chew on so I'll stop here.

My weapon of choice with Heidi, for those of you curious enough to ask, is the keyboard. Yes, I realize she can out talk me any day of the week and she never seems to miss a post but I really can type faster than anyone I know. Here let me show you:

"I can out type Heidi any day of the week and any time she wants to take me on I will welcome the challenge, and, someone will check the spelling (no big words) and I will not stop until she passes out completely and gives in to me like she should cause, like I said, I can really type faster than anyone, not that I make a whole lot of sense when I do this, but I can really type fast."

I did that pargraph up there in 3 seconds. Really. I title the contest between Heidi and myself "Delusional Typing, With a Twist."

You look marvelous, Lisa, simply marvelous. Forget what I said before cause you are really hot! Let's go jogging sometime (I'll last ten yards, no hills). Jim Holland tells me I need to learn to tail.

cya,
Howard (baby got back)

----Original Message Follows----
From: "oddfarm" <jsalas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [RC]   weight
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 19:06:45 -0500

But if someone as petite as you or Angie lost 25 pounds in a day, you'd be dead.

Truman


Oh my God, Truman. That is the SWEEEETIST thing anyone has said to me!!! Bless you,Sweetie! Angie is petite in every sense of the word. I am pe-fat. Short, yes but tiny......no. And I COULD lose 25 pounds in one day and never miss a beat.

But I LOVE that you said that you sweet, sweet man. :)

Lisa, The Odd fArm

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