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[RC] OLD FARMER - Ridecamp Guest

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Old Farmer  

The banker saw his  friend Tom, an eighty-year
old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year 
or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying 
a "mail order" bride. 

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the 
rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The 
banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride 
to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in 
November." 

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, 
could see that the sexual appetite of a young 
woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old 
man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be 
happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom 
should consider getting a hired hand to help him 
out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its 
own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and 
said he would look for one that afternoon. 

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom 
in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the 
banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant." 

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked 
out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?" 

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too." 


Don't ever underestimate us old geezers.
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HOLD YOUR HORSES AT 72 YEARS OF AGE I AM NOT PREGNANT BUT DID ENJOY THE JOKE. 
BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE I SHOULD HIRE SOME HELP AROUND THE RANCH TOO.  ;)

SANDY!


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