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RE: Fwd: Re: [RC] [RC] [PNER] 10 ways to recogize you may be hooked up w/anendurance junkie - Howard Bramhall

Those were great. I'd like to add a few.

11) The only watch you own and wear is the one that came with your horse's heart monitor.

12) Every time you back up your pick up truck you're always turning it the wrong way because that's the direction you'd turn it if your horse trailer was attached.

13) You quit buying lawn mowers a long time ago since the 13 horses you own eat up more grass than you can ever grow. The flower bed you used to work so long and hard on exists no longer.

14) During Christmas all your relatives buy you only horse related products. For your birthday your spouse got you a large container of Enduromax and it was your favorite gift ever.

15) You get quite excited when you find out there's a brand new dewormer out on the market. YEEEEHAW!!!!!!

cya,
Howard




From: Darlene Anderson <dpdendurance@xxxxxxxxx>
To: ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Fwd: Re: [RC] [PNER] 10 ways to recogize you may be hooked up w/an endurance junkie
Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 07:58:32 -0700 (PDT)



My Best Good Bear Friend, Terry, wrote this after one of my lastest rides. Should I be taking notes here?? >BG<
Darlene



> 10 ways to recognize your partner may be a Endurance Junkie.
> There is no known cure for this affliction. I would suggest
> counseling for your-self to manage the afflicted partner.
>
> #1) Every room in your home is decorated by Ted & Joyce Brown.
> #2) there is no room in your refrigerator for human food as it is
> too full of jars of pre-mixed electrolytes & applesauce, ice-boots,
> & pails of soaking oats.
> #3) When you balance your check book you find that you paid more
> money to John & Steph Teeter than you paid on the mortgage for your
> house.
> #4) You ran out of gas this morning on the way to work because the
> afflicted partner siphoned all the gas out while you were sleeping
> to get to the next ride.
> #5) your partner shows up at your company Christmas party wearing
> riding tights, chaps, & hooded Kickitat Trek sweatshirt.

> #6) Knows the name of every horse at the Prineville Ride but can't
> remember your mother's name.
> #7) Wakes you up in the middle of the night screaming "LOOSE HORSE"
> #8) You have a new washer & dryer but have to drive to town laundry
> mat to do your own clothes cause yours are always full of horse hair.
> #9) The carpet in your house sprouts Alfalpha every seven days.
> #10) During sex with your partner they ask what "What Loop am I ON"

Or one person suggested for that question posed in #10 "How long is my hold time?"







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