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[RC] The DQ - Joke for the day ;-)) - Kristene Smuts

A D.Q. (Dressage Queen) and her husband are dining out.  A very attractive girl 
walks by, kisses the husband on the cheek and then sits at the bar.  "Who the 
hell is that?" demands the D.Q. "She is my mistress," replies the husband.  
"That's it!!!" yells the D.Q., "I want a divorce!"  The husband looks at her 
and says, "Well, if we have a divorce, there will be no more horse shopping 
trips to Germany, there will be no more $3000.00 a month training fees paid, 
and there will be no more wintering in Florida to compete."  The D.Q. is 
silent.  Then a man with a 22 year old girl on his arm walks by and waves.  
"Who is THAT with Richard?" asks the D.Q.  "That is HIS mistress," says the 
husband.  There is a short silence, then the D.Q. says, "Ours is prettier."

Kristene


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