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Re: [RC] Men in tights - rides2far

What is my problem
here?  Color, brand?  OR are they supposed to look
like this??  HELP!  They were light tan devon aire
riding tights.  Amy

ALWAYS wear black!  Then get a black saddle and try to blend. Try to ride
with lots of varried folliage in the background to lose your sillouette
in. Get a long T-shirt. Put on a fanny pack to hang down over your butt.
Wear half chaps. Now all that is exposed are your thighs. Now...look
around at a ride. Almost nobody looks any better than you so ignore it. 
If a cutsie featherweight happens to still be wearing her tights when she
prisses up to get her ride award, trip her on her way back to her seat.
eg<

Angie




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