Re: RC: sheath cleaning..help wanted ad

[jtaylor@pyramid.net]

magsmarston@juno.com wrote:
> 
> Wanted: Cleaning person.  Salary : 10.00/hr.
> Wages: commensurate with ability!  Special skills: doesn't mind gooey
> black smegma under fingernails or having horses pretend to kick your head
> off
> when you reach under there if the owner hasn't been...er...keeping up.
> Spelunking skills a must.  Underdeveloped sense of smell is desired.
> Animalophiles need not apply.   Must understand how to remove said gook
> from your hands upon completion.  (I've never figured it out...your hands
> stick to the
> towels...and then the paper towel rips and then you've got smeggy paper
> towel hands
> the horse is wondering why you have this on your hands....and mine...at
> least...always wants to smell it!
> Sorry, horsey love  has made me pragmatic.
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Use latex exam gloves. They work better then bare hands and the smell
will not linger on your skin. Julie


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