Re: RC: sheath cleaning..help wanted ad

[magsmarston@juno.com]

Wanted: Cleaning person.  Salary : 10.00/hr.
Wages: commensurate with ability!  Special skills: doesn't mind gooey 
black smegma under fingernails or having horses pretend to kick your head
off
when you reach under there if the owner hasn't been...er...keeping up.
Spelunking skills a must.  Underdeveloped sense of smell is desired.
Animalophiles need not apply.   Must understand how to remove said gook
from your hands upon completion.  (I've never figured it out...your hands
stick to the
towels...and then the paper towel rips and then you've got smeggy paper
towel hands 
the horse is wondering why you have this on your hands....and mine...at
least...always wants to smell it!
Sorry, horsey love  has made me pragmatic.
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