Okay, Chrystal, I'll describe it just this once, but you have to promise to keep it a secret.

 To determine if someone is indeed "one of us," ask them to make two fists, and put their hands together with knuckles up. Then ask them to clear their throat three times, stamping their left foot after each throat clearing. Then ask, "Are you having trouble starting your scooter?"  If they look puzzled, and are wearing a collared shirt, they are probably part of the evil FEI conspiracy.
 If they laugh, they are probably just a casual rider and a candidate for AERC membership, if not already one.

You can never be too careful, these days. :>  Dr Q


 * Comments made above are not to be taken seriously in anyway whatsoever. Lost of my friends ride FEI.

 *Okay, so I don't have any friends. But if I did, many of them would probably ride FEI.    



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