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[RC] Fwd: Only horse people understand these - Normanjudyv

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Only horse people...
> * Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.
> * Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon
> yellow.
> * Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
> * Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.
> * Are banned from Laundromats.
> * Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
> * Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing
> * Have a language all their own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have to close
> that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".)
> * Will end relationships over their hobby.
> * Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
> * Insure their horses for more than their cars.
> * Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.
> * Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own.
> * Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.
> * Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.
> * Have less wardrobe than their horse.
> * Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
> * Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.

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