[RC] Fwd: Only horse people understand these - Normanjudyv
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Only horse people... > * Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg
to outside rein. > * Know that all topical medications come in either
indelible blue or neon > yellow. > * Think nothing of eating a
sandwich after mucking out stables. > * Know why a thermometer has a yard
of yarn attached to one end of it. > * Are banned from
Laundromats. > * Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual
deviancy. > * Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a
pawing horse. > * Have a language all their own ("If he pops his
shoulder, I have to close > that hand and keep pushing with my seat in
case he sucks back".) > * Will end relationships over their hobby. >
* Cluck to their cars to help them up hills. > * Insure their horses for
more than their cars. > * Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump
on your horse. > * Know more about their horse's nutrition than their
own. > * Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the
TV. > * Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush. > * Have
less wardrobe than their horse. > * Engage in a hobby that is more work
than their day job. > * Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any
day.
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