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[RC] You know you're an endurance rider.... - Cindy Stafford

You know the jokes, "you know you're a redneck when..."?  Well, does anyone know if someone's done the same thing for horses or endurance riding?  Think there's plenty of jokes sitting out there waiting to be discovered?
Any suggestions?  Some girlfriends and I tossed this idea around at dinner the other night.  Came up with:
You know you're an endurance rider when...
you can list 10 different colors to describe your horse's pee
you know more about your horse's nutrition than your own
you know your horse's resting and working heart rate, but dang it if you can think of the last time you had your blood pressure taken
you think nothing of preparing a dozen different ingredients for your horse's mash, but a 3 course meal for you consists of a banana, a snack bar and a gatorade.
any others?