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[RC] TOTALLY Unrelated to Horses, but ROFL! - Jim Holland

A tale of woe from a person who will remain anonymous;
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife

kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow

I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the

tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then
went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When

I came out again and handed her a toothbrush. "When you

finish cutting the grass," I said,"you might as well sweep

the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Jim, Sun of Dimanche+, and Mahada Magic



Richard T. "Jim" Holland

Three Creeks Farm

175 Hells Hollow Drive

Blue Ridge, Ga 30513

(706) 258-2830


Callsign KI4BEN