[RC] TOTALLY Unrelated to Horses, but ROFL! - Jim Holland
A tale of woe from a person who will
remain anonymous; When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my
wife
kept hinting to me that I should get it
fixed. But, somehow
I always had something else to take care
of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her
point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her
seated in the
tall grass, busily snipping away with a
tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few
minutes. When
I came out again and handed her a
toothbrush. "When you
finish cutting the grass," I
said,"you might as well sweep
the sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will
always have a limp.
