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[RC] Obsessive Compulsive Equine Attachment Neurosis Syndrom (for women for fun) - Cindy Weston

Obessive Compulsive Equine Attachment Neurosis Syndrome
 
Symptoms include an individual who.....can smell moldy hay but can't tell whether milk has gone bad.
...finds the occasional equine "bucking and toot" session hughly entertaining, but severely chastises her husband for similiar antics.
...spend hours cleaning and conditioning tack but want to eat on paper plates so there are no dishes.
...enjoys mucking stalls, but insists on having a housekeeper mop the kitchen floor once a week.
...spends hours combing and triming an equine mane, but wears a baseball cap so she doesn't waste time on her own.
...tells her kids to "Whoa!' instead of "stop!"
...calls the vet if her house coughs once, but refuses to go to the doctor unless she's near death.
...has many pet names for her horse, and just one for her husband (which is only used at the barn).
...feels a horses feels muzzle in her hand and knows this is heaven
 
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