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[RC] credentials - smuncy

 In case it was not obvious in my previous post -  --  credentials- really - do not account for much - 'reputation', with such, does ---- >  The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
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> > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
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> > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
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> > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> > SAFER: What did I do wrong?
> > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
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> > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
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> > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> > SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more M&M's.
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> >  13 Things PMS Stands For:
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> >   1. Pass My Shotgun
> >   2. Psychotic Mood Shift
> >   3. Perpetual Munching Spree
> >   4. Puffy Mid-Section
> >   5. People Make me Sick
> >   6. Provide Me with Sweets
> >   7. Pardon My Sobbing
> >   8. Pimples May Surface
> >   9. Pass My Sweatpants
> > 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
> > 11. Plainly; Men Suck
> > 12. Pack My Stuff........
> > And my favorite one....
> > 13. Potential Murder Suspect
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> > Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning!
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> > And remember: Money talks...but M&M's sing.
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> > Another thing to giggle about.   My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some M&M's.
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