Cleavage is great for warming things! I also sometimes stick stuff in the
front of my high rise polar tights - ofcoures natural tendency of all things
going south... sometimes nuisance trying to get a nice warm granola bar out of
the bottom of socks while trotting at speed...
when we have lots of cold chicks and run out of cleavage facilities - my
husband puts them in his breast pockets.
Have been know to go to bed putting shirt on chair - shirt kept chirping -
forgotten chick in there much upset, no more heartbeat to soothe him.
Also have tested chirping springs on sofa by boucing up & down in front
of TV - chirping got worse in both up & down phases - was not sofa at all -
but very motion sick chick.
Anyone out there with a good tip on how to get chicken shit out of a
flannel shirt breast pocket??
Pauline
ps worst we've ever had was a very cold baby rabbit we found in the garden
& put in the oven to warm up - friends over for drinks came into kitchen,
saw light on in oven & peeked thru glass door...eek! Thought we were having
baby rabbit wrapped in dish cloth for dinner (everybody knows the
french will eat anything!)
> > Has anyone ever had their
tubes of Lyte - Now get hard from the cold? > What's the best way to
soften it up for use? >
Keep the syringe in your sportbra...
Just another handy use for your cleavage! On cold rides my
cleavage is usually used for warming Power Bars, though I have been known to
walk around with a chick (of the poultry variety) in there to warm it
up. I enlisted my daughter's cleavage one day when I ran out of room!
*grin*
