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This is toooooo funny. Thanks for the smile of the day.

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From: Ridecamp Guest

Date: 02/01/05 08:06:40

To: ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: [RC] Top 10 Reasons Why I Wouldn't Do Well at WEC

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10. Sand sticks to my anti-chafing cream and

gives me a rash.

9. I drink coffee before a ride, and when nature calls

I would feel like a 200 pound cat in nature's

largest litter box.

8. Moving ribbons to throw off the competition takes

time. You need tree cover for that.

7. My Mercedes doesn't have 4-wheel drive.

6. Regarding the webcast: My mother and most of my friends

have never SEEN me wear tights. I'd like to keep it

that way.

5. I worry about what the locals would do to an

American male of Norwegian descent caught checking

on his horses in the middle of the night wearing nothing

but Calvin Kleins and overboots. I lose sleep over this one.

4.There's no KFC in UAE.

3. No one knows the words to the Bonanza theme song, and I HATE

singing alone.

2. I couldn't be gone from home that long. My wife might run off

with the pool man, and I just couldn't bear that. I would miss him terribly.

An the #1 Reason is:

My pearl handled six-guns and fluffy chaps put me at a weight disadvantage. (Really attracts the babes, though)

Respectfully Submitted, Bruce Weary

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