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[RC] Karen and Men - Bruce WearyDear Karen--Ouch! I am the first to admit that we don't seem to grow enough mature men in our corn fields these days, much to the disapointment of our women folk. There are, however, still some good candidates out there. You just need to know what to look for. First, make sure his knuckles don't drag on the ground, nor that he is afflicted with a low brow and forehead. Then, make sure he has no felonies on his record. Good so far. Trainability is a desired quality. After our wedding, Dayna had me trained in an hour in the back yard with a whistle and a bag of biscuits. Lastly, finding the right man can be like playing linebacker in the NFL. You simply grab the entire backfield and sort them out until you find the one with the ball. You just have to be willing to train and play hard. On behalf of men, I apologize to you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go watch TV in my underwear, and boldly scratch where no man has scratched before. Bruce Weary =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp Ride Long and Ride Safe!! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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