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[RC] Top Ten Philosophical Questions - Bruce Weary DC

In light of the recent thread regarding the Universe and what it's trying to tell us, I thought a review of the great philosophical questions of our time might be fitting. So here they are:
The Top Ten Philosophical Questions:
#10. Did you walk to school or bring your lunch?
#9. Is it farther to Chicago or by bus?
#8. In Arkansas, is it proper to have a romantic relationship with your first cousin.............
if your brother is already datin' her?
#7. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
#6. How much ground could a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind ground?
#5. Who's on first?
#4. How high is the sky?
# 3. Is Elvis really dead, or has he just left the building?
#2. Does this dress make me look fat?
And the #1 Philosophical Question of All Time:
" If a man makes a mistake in the forest, but there's no woman around to see it, is he still wrong?"
Better minds than mine have pondered these brain twisters............. Bruce Weary


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