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Re: [RC] Revenge of the Bras! - Mary Ann Spencer

When I was doing some dressage, I used two bras to get the bounce almost stopped.  I have a TWH now the bounce doesn't happen except when she is out of her nice gait.  It is quite a treat.  I am learning to ride differently and also my knees are not as achy.  But then maybe I should just sell my horses and use the money to get all the extra body sags cut away....???
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 12:07 AM
Subject: RE: [RC] Revenge of the Bras!

> Heidi, you are so weird! You should  read what I am getting here from TROTTIN horse riders! Dang carnage in the saddle it is. Ain't nothing to do with trottin or racking, it is boobs a bouncing, no discriminating on this subject. 
>  
> In fact I gauge the smoothness of my gaited horses by the "Boobometer" test. If I can ride them braless the price goes way up ;~)) 
>  
> Forget that stupid Champagne glass gig, I always say get some well endowed women in a class and see whose boobs bounce the least and let them be the Blue Ribbon winner. 

I admittedly have a great deal of sympathy for my over-endowed sisters,
and am eternally greatful that what I've got has stayed sufficiently in
place to not require one of these contraptions for the most part.  Even
here at the half-century mark, I have only in the last few years gotten
to the point of failing the "pencil test"--and even then, if I stretch,
the pencil falls out. 

But again, I don't find that trotting is bouncy on a good horse,
either...

Heidi


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