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RE: [RC] Revenge of the Bras! - Eric DrewDid Howard put you up to this? J/K --- Eric Drew --- [Original Message] From: apleg8'n <rackinfool@xxxxxxxxxxx> To: RIDECAMP <ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Date: 8/31/05 8:10:36 PM Subject: [RC] Revenge of the Bras! Attention Ladies!! Listen Up!! Our Day has come!! I was listening to Oprah just now and she had some gals on doing a wardrobe makeover on unsuspecting women off the street. Well one of the biggest problems it seems is the BRAS that are made for women. A HUGE complaint as far as how they DO NOT SUPPORT!!! AHA!! Like none of us knew about THAT!!! So Oprah promised to do a show on not only Bras but Underware!!! (something dear to my rear) Gettin my drift gals???? Ok now that you are with me here is what we all need to do. I am serious as an anal tick here. We need to put those first posts to good use for all women, not just us dirt bag endurance riders but who better to be test subjects for Bras?? Who better to be crash test "knocker" dummies than us?? Here is my scam....err I mean PLAN. And I don't mean some stupid sexy push up cleavage touting thingies, I am talking "STEEL BELTED NO BOUNCE!" with NO BOUNCE being the key ingredient here. and not some man looking brick looking boob job bra either. Sheesh. You know no woman designs those gawd-awful torture devices. It is a man that was bottle fed and hates his mother. We need to write to Oprah. Everyone write in a good story about the problems with bras. Make it juicy. Don't hold back. Talk about the flabby underarms, the concussion to our heads from bouncing boobs, the black eyes from getting hit with a trotters tit, a bloody nose from a malicious melon to the snout. The rash from saggy baggy bosoms drooping on our bellies. The pain of those conventional bras that never fit right. Oh we will be sure to be on the show if you all step up to the cup. Don't make it too too long, everyone gets a shot at this. Just the facts ma'am and sign your name then I will send them all as one into Oprahs show. Don't be namby pamby either. Remember who you are....tough as nails endurance/trail women. We want justice! We want reprieve! We want COMFORT and damn well want SUPPORT! We want these knothead designer men to stand up and let our boobs stand up without BOUNCE or underwire!! Let them put barbedwire in their shorts to hold up their balls when they start sagging and bouncing down the trail for 50-100 miles. Hrumph. We will call ourselves the NO BOUNCE BRIGADE on a RAMPAGE!! So are you with me or agin me?? Pass this on to other women that have had it with these bra manufacturers...Our time has come!! amber on a mission!! rackinfool www.applegaitnendurancehorses.com SPONSORED LINKS Trail riding Gaited horse saddles Riding Gaited horse Endurance racing YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "GaitedEnduranceRiders" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: GaitedEnduranceRiders-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp Ride Long and Ride Safe!! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp Ride Long and Ride Safe!! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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