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Attention Ladies!! Listen Up!! Our Day has come!!

I was listening to Oprah just now and she had some gals on doing a wardrobe 
makeover on unsuspecting women off the street.

Well one of the biggest problems it seems is the BRAS that are made for 
women. A HUGE complaint as far as how they DO NOT SUPPORT!!! AHA!! Like none 
of us knew about THAT!!!

So Oprah promised to do a show on not only Bras but Underware!!! (something 
dear to my rear)

Gettin my drift gals???? Ok now that you are with me here is what we all 
need to do. I am serious as an anal tick here.

We need to put those first posts to good use for all women, not just us dirt 
bag endurance riders but who better to be test subjects for Bras?? Who 
better to be crash test "knocker" dummies than us??

Here is my scam....err I mean PLAN. And I don't mean some stupid sexy push 
up cleavage touting thingies, I am talking "STEEL BELTED NO BOUNCE!" with NO 
BOUNCE being the key ingredient here. and not some man looking brick looking 
boob job bra either. Sheesh. You know no woman designs those gawd-awful 
torture devices. It is a man that was bottle fed and hates his mother.

We need to write to Oprah.  Everyone write in a good story about the 
problems with bras. Make it juicy. Don't hold back. Talk about the flabby 
underarms, the concussion to our heads from bouncing boobs, the black eyes 
from getting hit with a trotters tit, a bloody nose from a malicious melon 
to the snout.

The rash from saggy baggy bosoms drooping on our bellies. The pain of those 
conventional bras that never fit right. Oh we will be sure to be on the show 
if you all step up to the cup.

Don't make it too too long, everyone gets a shot at this. Just the facts 
ma'am and sign your name then I will send them all as one into Oprahs show. 
Don't be namby pamby either. Remember who you are....tough as nails 
endurance/trail women. We want justice! We want reprieve! We want COMFORT 
and damn well want SUPPORT! We want these knothead designer men to stand up 
and let our boobs stand up without BOUNCE or underwire!! Let them put 
barbedwire in their shorts to hold up their balls when they start sagging 
and bouncing down the trail for 50-100 miles. Hrumph.

We will call ourselves the NO BOUNCE BRIGADE on a RAMPAGE!!

So are you with me or agin me?? Pass this on to other women that have had it 
with these bra manufacturers...Our time has come!!

amber on a mission!!
rackinfool
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