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Re: [RC] [RC] [RC-Digest] Vol: 03.1079 - Howard Bramhall

Wimmin, also, do not pass gas of any kind, including rude obnoxious burping, if a man is within earshot. The way the ladies eliminate the gas that is inside their bodies, when a man is present, is by talking so much that, as the female speaks, the gas leaves their bodies quietly cojoined with the carbon dioxide flying out of their mouths as words, and the noise from the burp, if any, is drummed out because of all the talking.

As far as the farting goes, I do believe, they have a way to transform that type of gas into burping (see paragraph above), but, this has yet to be proven scientifically.

haha.

Happy Valentine's Days to all endurance wimmin who won't admit to sweating, farting or burping, even the quiet ones (the quiet burps or the other, not the quiet talking).

cya,
Howard (who dreams of mountain rides, in the summer time, where his horse does not sweat)


From: "Barbara McCrary" <bigcreekranch@xxxxxxxxxx>
To: <NdurN@xxxxxxx>, <ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: [RC] [RC-Digest] Vol: 03.1079 Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2004 19:47:21 -0800

"Horses sweat, men perspire, and women glow."

Barbara
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In a message dated 2/11/2004 9:12:18 AM Eastern Standard Time, ridecamp-digest@xxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:



Anyways, I don't sweat under my Gore-Tex, but then I'm a lady.



Of course, and ladies don't sweat,,,,they glisten.

Susan K

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