This blonde had a near death experience the other
day.
She climbed on top of a nice big horse and all of a
sudden it started moving.
She was a little afraid as this was her first time,
but she stayed on and tried to relax. But a loose dog ran between it's
legs.
It started going faster and faster , she
couldn't slow it down,
and soon it was out of control. Running at
breakneck speeds.
She couldn't stay on, she fell off, but her foot
was caught in the stirrup. She was dragging on the ground. She started screaming
"Help, Help!"and was in great pain. She knew she was in real trouble, because
she didn't have a little blue flashlight or a whistle or a cell phone and she
didn't tell anyone where she was going riding and wasn't wearing a
helmet.
Then , thankfully, after what must have
seemed like eternity, the Walmart manager came out and unplugged the horse.
