Home Current News News Archive Shop/Advertise Ridecamp Classified Events Learn/AERC
Endurance.Net Home Ridecamp Archives
ridecamp@endurance.net
[Archives Index]   [Date Index]   [Thread Index]   [Author Index]   [Subject Index]

[RC] Mares/females not quitting - rides2far



Your post reminds me of most women I know. :) They will go until 
they drop,

Well...today I had a new experience as a teacher. I broke up a fight
between two females. I had been told that 2 girls fighting was much worse
than 2 males and now I believe it. When I helped break up a fight with
two males I pretty much just kept yelling "I'm a teacher" as I grabbed
the big guy who could have taken me with one punch and he stopped.
However, you are right...females will go until they drop, or until you
"take them down" as was the case this time...then they will get back up
and go again until you drop them.  They experience a psychotic hormone
induced rage that the male species knows better than to experience
because he had a mother who had hormone induced rages that beat it out of
him.

Personally, I had never been "in" a fight in my life. I've always thought
everyone I ever saw fight looked pretty darned stupid and this fight was
no exception. However, finding myself in the middle of this one I had the
chance at different points in the altercation to test my strength against
both psychotic females and found that a 170 lb psychotic female overcome
with rage is easier to subdue than a 5 mo. old foal getting his first
halter put on (male or female). So long as I didn't have to work a buckle
with one hand I had no trouble getting the better end of the deal, much
to the enjoyment of my students who thought I was way out of my weight
division. Josie, who had the supreme pleasure of viewing the whole thing
said a very large boy who observed the whole thing said, "Dang, yo mama
is a HOSS, she been spending too much time ridin them hosses and doin
that farm work!" I took one to the jaw but compared to having a horse hit
you with his head it was nothing at all. (the girl is expelled for the
year under the zero tolerance rule) When the whole thing was over I
thought it was pretty funny. What they thought was a huge deal was like
an average day of my hobby. >g<  I'll still stick with the males.

Angie

________________________________________________________________
Get your name as your email address.
Includes spam protection, 1GB storage, no ads and more
Only $1.99/ month - visit http://www.mysite.com/name today!

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net.
Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp
Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp

Ride Long and Ride Safe!!

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=